Marry me, so we can spend our weeknights eating peanut butter and nutella on the floor when there is a perfect dining table right behind us. We can go to the movies and get the corner seats just to kiss and giggle; it’s like falling in love for the first time.
Marry me so we can paint our rooms together and get more paint on each other instead of the walls. We can hold hands and go to parties that we don’t wanna be at and then go home early and split medium sized pizza and a bottle of mountain dew.
Marry me so we can slow dance in the bedroom to dubstep and guess what Skrillex’s real name would be. Marry me so we can drive without a destination, exploring uncharted territories just like we explore each other’s bodies, Marry me so i can love you and be with you forever.
Marry me because every night before i go to sleep, i imagine how beautiful and amazing our children will look. But when we grow old, don’t you dare be the first one to go because the day you’re not on this earth would be a terrible terrible day for all.
Someone Truly said, “bachelors should be taxed heavily. it’s not fair that some men should be happy than others.” after watching the new Bollywood love movies like Love ka the end, pyaar ka punchnaama, mujhse fraandship karoge, miley na miley hum etc… i got to learn one thing in my mind. “Kabhi pyaar me mat padna.”
The only good thing which happens when we fell in love is that we (Man) start being sensitive and sentimental and stop watching movies like The Die Hard, Texas chainsaw massacre and whatnot, only to start downloading and watching shitty love-com like Friends with Benefits & PS I love you. I mean there’s nothing wrong in the movies, the movies are good, they are made for the people to watch but c’mon we (Man) aren’t suppose to watch Love-com or S*itty Animation-love flicks like the one in toy story (Mr. & Mrs. Potato-head).
Man needs to be man and woman needs to be whatever she wants! what gives me the right to say that, you ask? My two past relationships, that’s the answer. I have been called a liar and an Egotistical, Self-Centered, Self-Righteous and a prick. And why is that you might ask? because apparently i dont give someone enough space,“Kyon, Main tumhaari god(Lap) mein baitha hoon?”.
Let’s commit a perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart & you’ll steal mine. Yeh sab Facebook ke status ke liye hi bane hain. dont implement it in your real life. Personally, i have a love life motto and i would love to share it with dear readers here:
Love: The one way ticket to heart break city!
Do you have a friend who’s very wounded in love? then please click the share button and post it in his facebook. Make him read this and show him he’s not alone!
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